You can lead a horse to water, but you can?t make him drink. Unless it?s one of ours, even horses can?t resist. (Sorry, we don?t serve horses.)
Who is Donny, what's this all about, and why are these things trying to eat me?
You can lead a horse to water, but you can?t make him drink. Unless it?s one of ours, even horses can?t resist. (Sorry, we don?t serve horses.)
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You can lead a horse to water, but you can?t make him drink. Unless it?s one of ours, even horses can?t resist. (Sorry, we don?t serve horses.)
Scientists worldwide all agree on pretty much nothing. A singular exception is the capacity for Minnesota's cold winters to sustain, with minimal odor, re-animated ambulatory flesh. That being the case, and Donny being, well, a bit paranoid, lead to his creation of this refuge from all that walking dead meat.
There are two specific reasons why Minneapolis is the global city of choice for the inevitable zombie apocalypse. Firstly: The zombies are coming, and you can't stop that. However in Minneapolis for 8 months of the year it's cold enough to keep the ambulatory flesh of the undead masses from decomposing further. Minneapolis residents will be spared the fowl stench that most certainly will blanket cities like Los Angeles or Miami. Secondish? Donny Dirks, your destination of decadent depravity. An oasis of makeshift civility where, for a few hours you can forget the unmitigated carnage outside, while sipping splendiferous spirits.
Currently we're on our summer hours. What's that mean? It means we're probably bat-shit drunk on Donny's sisters' patio (Psycho Suzi's Motor Lounge). Don't worry, we'll service your need for a gloomy lightless happy hour as soon as the leaves start falling.
While work hard/play hard is a cliché often spoken arrogantly by the type of guy who's never done either. We do dammit. In the Summer Donny makes allowances for that and lets us have a few nights off to enjoy what little tolerable weather is bestowed upon Minneapolis.
Summer Hours: Wed-Saturday, sophisticated tragedy is on tap, in the shaker, or tipping the plonk. Sun-Tues were sleeping it off so we can start again fresh next Wednesday.
There are two specific reasons why Minneapolis is the global city of choice for the inevitable zombie apocalypse. Firstly: The zombies are coming, and you can't stop that. However in Minneapolis for 8 months of the year it's cold enough to keep the ambulatory flesh of the undead masses from decomposing further. Minneapolis residents will be spared the fowl stench that most certainly will blanket cities like Los Angeles or Miami. Secondish? Donny Dirks, your destination of decadent depravity. An oasis of makeshift civility where, for a few hours you can forget the unmitigated carnage outside, while sipping splendiferous spirits.
Currently we're on our summer hours. What's that mean? It means we're probably bat-shit drunk on Donny's sisters' patio (Psycho Suzi's Motor Lounge). Don't worry, we'll service your need for a gloomy lightless happy hour as soon as the leaves start falling.
While work hard/play hard is a cliché often spoken arrogantly by the type of guy who's never done either. We do dammit. In the Summer Donny makes allowances for that and lets us have a few nights off to enjoy what little tolerable weather is bestowed upon Minneapolis.
Summer Hours: Wed-Saturday, sophisticated tragedy is on tap, in the shaker, or tipping the plonk. Sun-Tues were sleeping it off so we can start again fresh next Wednesday.
The Ranga-tang
Orange Vodka, Lemon, Sour, and 7up with a tang rim
Tang boosts your immune system with Vitamin C. A better immune system means you're not as slow and sluggish as someone without enough Vitamin C. That person will get eaten by the zombies. And you will live. You're welcome.
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